Article 218 of cmu.student.aphio.forwards: Path: nntp.club.cc.cmu.edu!cantaloupe.srv.cs.cmu.edu!bb3.andrew.cmu.edu!andrew.cmu.edu!la+ From: Lara A Sprague Newsgroups: cmu.student.aphio.forwards Subject: Fwd: You have to give the British one thing. They are sarcastic as hell!!. Date: Mon, 25 Nov 1996 22:48:44 -0500 Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA Lines: 86 Message-ID: <0maaWQ200YUe0jY1E0@andrew.cmu.edu> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: po7.andrew.cmu.edu ---------- Forwarded message begins here ---------- Date: Mon, 25 Nov 96 3:51:15 EST From: "Sarcasm's Mailing List" To: List:; Subject: You have to give the British one thing. They are sarcastic as hell!!. **Some of these are rather hialrious and see myself saying things along these lines** The British Military writes EPRs which are officer fitness reports. The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's S206s . . . His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. I would not breed from this Officer. This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle. Technically sound, but socially impossible. This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere. This young lady has delusions of adequacy. When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably. This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age. This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better. In my opinion, this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet. This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $-David S Rousso $ $ Rutgers College-School of Business $ $ Sarcasm's Mailing List $ $ $ $ "My goal in life is rather simple... To rid the world of stupid $ $ people, for it is the stupid that cannot comprehend Sarcasm." $ $ $ $ **If you would like to sign up for Sarcasm's mailing list please do so by $ $ sending a letter to sarcasm@eden.rutgers.edu by saying "put me on THE_LIST"$ $ and you are on. If you would like to be removed (I couldn't imagine why). $ $ Send to the same address asking nicely to be taken off.. I don't take $ $ kindly to death threats or screaming....Thanks.. $ $ $ $ ***I in NO way take any credit for writing this stuff. I don't have that $ $ much time on my hands. If per chance something is by me, I will make you $ $ very aware of it! $ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$