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Hello, Mrs. Premise!

Oh, hello Mrs. Conclusion!  Busy day?

I just spent 4 hours burying the cat.

4 hours to bury a cat!?

Yes, he wouldn't keep still: wrigglin' about, 'owlin'...

Oh, it's not dead then.

Oh no, no, but as we're goin' away for a fortnight I thought I'd

better bury it just to be on the safe side.

Quite right.  You don't want to come back from Sorrento to a 

dead cat, do you.

Yes...


We've decided to have the budgie put down.

Ooh, is he ver old then?

No, we just don't like it.

How do they put budgies down?

Well, it's funny you should ask that.  I've been reading a great

big book on "How to Put Your Budgie Down", and evidentally you 

can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot them dead 

just above the beak.

Mrs. Essence flushed hers down the loo.

Ooh, that's dangerous!  'Cause they breed in the sewers.  And 

eventually  you get huge, evil smelling flocks of soiled budgies 

flying out of people's lavatories infringing their personal 

freedom.\
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