**  Never Be Rude to an Arab
**  From Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album
**  Submitted by Christopher Gayle Lewis <cl1n+@andrew.cmu.edu>

Never be rude to an Arab,
An Isreali, or Saudi, or Jew.
Never be rude to an Irishman,
No matter what you do.

Never poke fun at a Nigger,
A Spic, or a Wop, or Kraut.
And never poke fun at at...

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