I went home with the waitress,
Just like I always do.
How was I to know,
She was with the Russians, too?
I was gambling in Havana,
I took a little risk.

Send lawyers, guns, and money,
To get me out of this.

I'm the innocent bystander
But somehow I got stuck,
Between a rock and a hard place,
And I'm down on my luck.
Yes, I'm down on my luck.
Well, I'm down on my luck.
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Send lawyers, guns, and money,