TROUBLESHOOTING FLOWCHART
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           YES   *       DOES       *  NO
      ===========*  THE DAMN THING  *============
     ||          *       WORK       *           ||
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*  DON'T  *                                * DID YOU * NO
*  FUCK   *                                *  FUCK   *=====
* WITH IT *                                * WITH IT *    ||
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    ||                                      YES ||        ||
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    ||   ********   NO  *  DOES  *         *   YOU    *   ||
    ||   * HIDE *<<=====* ANYONE *<<=======* DUMBSHIT *   ||
    ||   *  IT  *       *  KNOW  *         ************   ||
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    ||      ||          YES ||                  **************
    ||      ||              ||              YES *  WILL YOU  *
    ||      ||              ||<<================* CATCH HELL *
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    ||      ||         ************                   || NO
    ||      ||         * YOU POOR *                   ||
    ||      ||         *  BASTARD *                   ||
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