X-Andrew-WideReply: netnews.rec.humor.funny.reruns X-Andrew-Authenticated-as: 0;andrew.cmu.edu;Network-Mail Received: via nntpserv with nntp; Wed, 13 Jan 1999 10:47:50 -0500 (EST) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: stumpf@gtenmc.gtetele.com (Jon S. Stumpf) Subject: Ode to C Approved: rhf-reruns@netfunny.com Keywords: computer, chuckle, originally appeared in second quarter, 1990 Organization: GTE Telecom Inc., Bothell, WA Path: andrew.cmu.edu!bb3.andrew.cmu.edu!nntp.sei.cmu.edu!news.cis.ohio-state.edu!math.ohio-state.edu!howland.erols.net!feed1.news.rcn.net!rcn!news.netfunny.com!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1999 7:20:00 PST Lines: 41 Xref: bb3.andrew.cmu.edu rec.humor.funny.reruns:602 0x0d2C May your signals all trap May your references be bounded All memory aligned Floats to ints rounded Remember ... Non-zero is true ++ adds one Arrays start with zero and, NULL is for none For octal, use zero 0x means hex = will set == means test use -> for a pointer a dot if its not ? : is confusing use them a lot a.out is your program there's no U in foobar and, char (*(*x())[])() is a function returning a pointer to an array of pointers to functions returning char -- From the RHF archives as selected by Brad Templeton, Maddi Hausmann and Jim Griffith. This newsgroup posts former jokes from the newsgroup rec.humor.funny. Web users, you can read a random joke from the archives just by bookmarking http://www.netfunny.com/cgi-bin/randomurl/rhf/jokes/masterlist