Article 216 of rec.humor.funny.reruns: Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: stumpf@gtenmc.gtetele.com (Jon S. Stumpf) Subject: Ode to C Approved: rhf-reruns@clari.net Keywords: computer, chuckle, originally appeared in second quarter, 1990 Organization: GTE Telecom Inc., Bothell, WA Path: nntp.club.cc.cmu.edu!eecs-usenet-02.mit.edu!news.kei.com!news.texas.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-feed4.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!fugue.clari.net!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Sat, 28 Jun 97 7:20:03 EDT Lines: 40 Xref: nntp.club.cc.cmu.edu rec.humor.funny.reruns:216 0x0d2C May your signals all trap May your references be bounded All memory aligned Floats to ints rounded Remember ... Non-zero is true ++ adds one Arrays start with zero and, NULL is for none For octal, use zero 0x means hex = will set == means test use -> for a pointer a dot if its not ? : is confusing use them a lot a.out is your program there's no U in foobar and, char (*(*x())[])() is a function returning a pointer to an array of pointers to functions returning char -- From the RHF archives as selected by Brad Templeton, Maddi Hausmann and Jim Griffith. This newsgroup posts former jokes from the newsgroup rec.humor.funny. Visit http://comedy.clari.net/rhf to browse the RHF pages and archives on the web. This newsgroup does not accept submissions. See rec.humor.funny for that.