Login name: acm       			In real life: Andrew Charles Metsys
Directory: /afs/andrew.cmu.edu/usr0/acm	Shell: /bin/csh
Address mail to: acm+@andrew.cmu.edu
Account used on Fri Mar 31 09:43 (1 day 10 hours ago).
One new message, which arrived Mon Feb 13 10:39 (47 days ago).
Project: CMU domination (the world has to wait)
Plan:
You all demanded it!

So, here it is.....

THE LONG AWAITED "ACM" PLAN FILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anybody who has bothered to finger this account probably has a good
idea of who/what "ACM" really is/does.

Put simply: ACM is ......... GOD.
<trumpets and fanfare>
(well, on Andrew anyway)


It can do anything to anybody.
No directory is safe.

But, then again, ACM is maintained by responsible people.


Don't forget!
Andrew is your friend.
Andrew can fulfill your EVERY need.


This plan file has been brought to you by
The Children's Television Workshop,
the letters "a" ,"c" and "m", and the number "1245".


Have a day!
Take two, they're small.


"I'll bet you drive the speed limit too."
	-- William Lott's reply to Tom Lord's claim that
	C is too dangerous ... [Far too dangerous!]

"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to
make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the
other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious
deficiencies."
	-- C. A. R. Hoare

"Documentation is like sex; when it's good, it's very, very good, and
when it's bad, it's better than nothing"
	-Dick Brandon

"18,000 dollars a year and all I've got to show for it is an Andrew
account and no sleep."
	-Jay Laefer